Wednesday, May 26, 2010


Why must I be deep?
Can’t I be shallow sometimes?
I’m not a guru.

Wednesday, May 19, 2010


Rain squeezed in cold form
slides down heights of stone and steel.
Bright rays bend hues true.

(Today's haiku was written by my dad. My dad appears courtesy of Interscope Records.)

Wednesday, May 12, 2010


Are angels women?
Are they men? Are they neither?
Yes, that’s it. Neither.

Wednesday, May 5, 2010


How wide is the gap
between genius and moron?
I bet it’s not huge.