Wednesday, December 30, 2009

Pedometer

The pedometer
hides on the fat man’s belt loop.
How can he read it?

Wednesday, December 23, 2009

Epitaph

The epitaph read:
He died of encouragement,
in Los Angeles.

Wednesday, December 16, 2009

The Wind

The wind bent the reed.
Did the reed wish to be bent?
The wind does not care.

Wednesday, December 9, 2009

Amercian Dream

American dream:
used to be hard work. Not now.
Now it’s “Get rich quick.”

Wednesday, December 2, 2009

Original

There is no such thing
as an original thought.
So copy someone.