Homeless PATH

A bum on the PATH!
The homeless know about us.
The jig is up, folks.

No Genius

Well, you’re no genius.
But I have good news, my friend.
You don’t need to be.

Bacon

The whole apartment
reeks with the stench of bacon.
No, turkey bacon.

Humor

Can you lose humor
the way an unused muscle
shrivels over time?

Desert Island

Are there any more
Desert islands in the world?
(I think they’re fiction.)

Juror

Sit on church-like pews.
Use the free courthouse wifi.
Jury duty time!

Rotten

It's not bad to hear,
"Last one in's a rotten egg!"
Until you've smelled one.