Wednesday, September 29, 2010

Bacon

The whole apartment
reeks with the stench of bacon.
No, turkey bacon.

Wednesday, September 22, 2010

Humor

Can you lose humor
the way an unused muscle
shrivels over time?

Wednesday, September 15, 2010

Desert Island

Are there any more
Desert islands in the world?
(I think they’re fiction.)

Wednesday, September 8, 2010

Juror

Sit on church-like pews.
Use the free courthouse wifi.
Jury duty time!

Wednesday, September 1, 2010

Rotten

It's not bad to hear,
"Last one in's a rotten egg!"
Until you've smelled one.